**Bernard Maybeck**, *Suggested Monument and Cascade at Twin Peaks*, San Francisco, 1933.

Things I find hilarious:

A man once yelled from his car while I was walking to the library to ask me if I had an Instagram (after complimenting my body). Only in the Digital Age Apocalypse! I do not use Instagram.

I gave The Lover a Himalayan salt lamp. My campaign against fluorescent lighting and cool white LED across the many spaces of the universe continues unabated.

Some of us have spirals in our destinies—the labyrinth of desire. Madonna the resurrectionist. Sarcophagus days, assassin nights. The wasteland. How could I forget? I resurrected it.